July 2012
April 2012
When someone attractive says they're horny. →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
That annoying piece of hair that never does what... →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is epic
moxfoth:
“It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible.” - Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone. →
wowfunniestposts:
In public I’m just like:
But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:
And then I realize:
this blog is epic
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
tweetieturtle:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
please?...
